February 2012
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Musings from the N
New York City Tourists are an infantile species. The smallest of things can dazzle their faces off...
CHILD TOURIST: Oh my god I think I just saw my first New York subway rat!
CHILD TOURIST'S MOTHER: Did you get a picture to show your friends in school?
CHILD TOURIST: No I was playing Angry Birds...on my Disney Mobile Phone.
CHILD TOURIST'S MOTHER: That has service down here? Mine doesn't...
CHILD TOURIST: Mine does. If I have service in the subway, that means I'm a real New Yorker, right?
CHILD TOURIST'S MOTHER: No pookie, real New Yorkers don't take subways...what do you think taxis are for?
I wish I made this up.
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carmenfool asked: I have a beta fish that looks very similar to yours :)
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altering-cave asked: Do you post most of your professional stuff here? And, what is some of your main source of inspiration?
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